Bjørn toivoi vertavuotavia peräpukamia tihutyön tekijälle – Välimäki aloitti vahvasti Madridissa
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Jussi Miettinen
Thomas Bjørniltä toivoi karua kohtaloa henkilölle, joka oli salaa muuttanut hänen draiverinsa asetuksia yön aikana bägivarastossa.
Vuoden 2018 Ryder Cup -kapteeni Thomas Bjørn aloitti heikosti Espanjan avoimet. Kisa käynnistyi tänään Madridissa. Yksi syy huonoon peliin saattaa olla se, että tanskalaisen draiveria oli käyty näpelöimässä yön aikana.
Tuntematon sabotööri oli muuttanut Bjørnin lavan asetuksia, mikä on välineistä tarkalle ammattilaiselle likainen temppu. Niinpä Bjørn ei säästellyt sanojaan, kun hän twiittasi asiasta kierroksen jälkeen.
”Kaverille, joka muutti draiverini asetuksia yön aikana bägivarastossa: toivottavasti heräät joka aamu loppuelämäsi ajan vertavuotaviin peräpukamiin”, Bjørn tylytti.
To the guy who changed the settings on my driver overnight in the bag store…
— Thomas Bjørn (@thomasbjorngolf) October 6, 2022
May you wake up every morning for the rest of your life with bleeding haemorrhoids.#lowlife
Tarina ei kerro, missä vaiheessa Bjørn huomasi ”sabotaasin”, mutta mikäli hän ehti aloittaa kierroksen väärillä asetuksilla, sääntöjen mukaan mailan asetuksia ei kesken kierroksen saa muuttaa takaisin.
Tihutyö ei olisi voinut tulla huonompaan paikkaan, sillä Club de Campo Villa de Madrid vaatii tarkkoja avauksia, kuten Sami Välimäki GoGolfille kertoi.
”Kenttä on helppo, jos lyöt tiiltä ok. Muuten tulee nuha”, Välimäki kuvaili.
Välimäki löi tänään tiiltä hyvin, sillä hän kiersi kentän 68 lyönnillä eli kolme alle parin. Se riittää avauskierroksen jälkeen jaettuun 21. sijaan.
Kymppitiiltä tänään startannut Välimäki pelasi ensimmäiset yhdeksän reikää yhden alle tehtyään birdien 14. reiälle. Neljä alle parin tulokseen hän siirtyi neljännen reiän eaglen ja viidennen reiän birdien jälkeen.
Valitettavasti bogiton kierros jäi haaveeksi, kun päätösreiälle eli Välimäen kohdalla ysille tuli bogi.
”Hyvää lyömistä, mutta pelimatkat eivät osuneet kohdilleen. Puttaaminen oli huonoa”, Välimäki summasi kierroksensa lyhyesti.
Kisan toinen suomalainen on Mikko Korhonen, jolla jäi huomiseen paljon parannettavaa. Konkari käytti kierroksen 74 lyöntiä eli pelasi sen kolme yli parin, millä hän on nyt 107:ntena.
Kisaa johtavat Kiinan Ashun Wu, Hollannin Darius van Driel ja Thaimaan Kiradech Aphibarnrat tuloksella kahdeksan alle parin. Espanjan Jon Rahm ja Ranskan Mathieu Pavon ovat kärkimiestä lyönnin perässä.
Käytämme evästeitä parantaaksemme sivuston toimintaa ja ymmärtääksemme, miten sivustoa käytetään.
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